Rooster in Desperate need of new home

So for the second time in our short stint as chicken owners we've come across one of our "hens" being a rooster. The first was taken back by the seller with sincere apologies, but this one we are stuck with. Which leads me to my plea....... He needs a new home and we are having no luck in finding one for him. I can't bear the thought of a chicken dinner, which is what he'll be if I don't find him a home by Saturday. Any ideas?? Craigslist has produced no prospective owners and all e-mails to farmer friends have gone un-replied....I'm getting desperate here....can't you tell?!?!